Me Want Chocolate Chip
If the Cookie Monster wants cookies at 3 am when you should be sleeping, dammit, you better get your ass out of bed and get him some cookies! Florida
The Worm
Have you ever asked yourself what Dennis Rodman would be like if he never played basketball? This my friends is my best guess. California
WWIB: Cracking Up
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”. Today we have a fierce matchup of two ass-crack juggernauts. First up is your tried and true plumbers crack against the serious up and coming challenger the Butt-Flosser. So who ya got in this matchup? Dare I say that I “smell” an upset here? California […]
Good Vibrations
When I worked over night as a cashier this 40 something year old women would come in a couple nights a week with her 13 or 14 year old daughter, both were always obviously drunk. This lady was always doing crazy things, but one night just topped them all. I rung up all of her […]
