I’m A Cop You Idiot
How sad is it that a divorced former bodybuilder/actor/governor who banged his maid and wasn’t even born in the United States (and thus ineligible to run) is still the best Republican presidential candidate? Now, for the love of God, GET TO THE CHOPPER! New Mexico
Pops In Pink
My grandfather is prettier than your grandfather. Yeah, so nothing else I really need to say other than that. Tell your grandpa to step his sexy game up then get at me. Tennessee
What What Double Butt
You see the problem is you only covered your lower ass and completely ignored your upper ass. I mean, I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt because up until this moment I’ve never heard of a double-butt, double-chin yes, but double-butt no. However, we are all now on notice so ignorance […]
The Pain Relievers
In the middle of the night a little more than a year ago, Michael P. Durham woke up in his Moreland home, popped a couple of night-time pain relievers and tried to go back to sleep. A short time later, however, Durham “began experiencing abdominal pain, brownouts, blackouts and a general sense of lightheadedness.” Then […]
