The Underwear Bandit
It’s only fitting that you have your jailhouse stripes on because you just robbed everyone of their innocence. Delaware
Beggin’ For It
Oh wouldn’t it be great if all females came with instructions? Damn, life would be easy! I mean, I’m still gonna pass on the spanking but I’m sure there is a fella or two out there who is looking to leave his red paw prints all over dat ass! Ohio
Honey Bears
What’s creepier than playing mom to fake baby dolls? How about playing mom to fake bears?! What do you even fake feed them? Do you go get some raw salmon over in produce? Oh damn, even better, maybe you get one of those bottles of honey that are in the shape of bears! Whaaaat!!!! I […]
Liannah
I love your site. It’s hilarious. My mother and I spend our mommy-daughter time looking at your site. And every time we make our monthly trip to Wal-mart (monthly because we hate it there), I bring my camera in hopes of finding a person worthy of this site. Sadly, I never do partly because I’m […]
