Bird, Bird, Bird
Well I stand corrected, it looks as though bird in fact is the word. Idaho
Face The Facts
Just because it has an uppity name brand on it like The North Face instead of being pulled out of someone’s trash doesn’t mean it doesn’t look like shit. Sorry to break the news to you like this Puff Daddy, but you wasted a lot of money. Michigan
Lu Lu Lu I’ve Got Some Apples
Well I guess we should just be thankful that it’s only Butters from South Park rather than Professor Chaos because then we would all be in for a world of trouble! South Carolina
Bed Time
I am a security supervisor at our local wal-mart. One night I was making my rounds and a 78 year old, toothless woman (regular customer) approched me in one of the Wal-mart electric carts. She grabbed my belt, pulled me down to her and said “You’re going to have to shave, and quit smoking before […]
