Let It Snow
Wow you severely underestimated the weather there Bub! I get having a positive attitude towards the weather but in reality that doesn’t determine whether or not it will snow. Now personally, I moved south to the beach so I don’t have to put up with this shit, but the key word there is “moved”; You […]
Swan Dive
Turns out that sex scene between the Black Swan and the White Swan somehow managed to produce an offspring, whom we shall refer to as Grey Swan. Unfortunately, she manages to look nothing like Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis so really this movie just took a turn to uninteresting town. Total letdown. Idaho
Sand Baggin’
And the award for longest cleavage goes to….Seriously though, boobs are supposed to stick out. So if you can pull your shirt down to your knees and still not flash anyone, how ’bout we cover up those deflated balloons and just go back to yearning for the good ol’ days when they had some perk. […]
Open Position
Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within. Virginia
