We’re Ready
Here is what we can learn from this picture: (1) Mystical creatures look awesome, (2) Spongebob is always cool no matter what, and (3) Wolverine is gonna look awesome when he gets older and his hair turns white. Those are all A+ discoveries in my book. Illinois
19 Days ‘Til Christmas!
♫ Croc bells ring, are you listening? Weird rubber shoes, what am I missing? Not a beautiful sight, wouldn’t even wear ’em at night, damn I think Crocs are stupid as f*ck! ♫ North Carolina
Belly Up To The Bar
If there is anything I like more than a bare, beer-belly midriff on a woman it’s a pasty white beer-belly midriff that clashes with a funky orange fake tan, because it’s like sleeping with a Picasso painting. Florida
Complete With Stunna Shades
I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them… Florida
