Whack Job
When somebody gets a bad haircut and people tell them it looks like they used a weed whacker to cut their hair, that is called an extreme metaphor, please do not actually try to do this. Nevada
11 Days ‘Til Christmas!
Some people don’t have chimneys so she is just showing Santa the backdoor… Kentucky
Facebook Contest!
What a coincidence, I am a dick and I’m making up these rules now – Funniest comment on this post on our Facebook page wins a free shirt from the dicks over at RateTees.com. Connecticut