Bumper Scooters
An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated. Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store […]
4 Days ‘Til Christmas!
I hope everyone is ready because Santa is rolling into town this weekend! Indiana & Texas
Skatin’ On Blades
Ok I know for a fact it’s not that cold in the freezer section! But if you’re wearing skates by the glass don’t be surprised if someone like Milan Lucic comes over and lays into you! Arkansas
The Grand Champion
I’m glad ugly Christmas sweaters are the cool thing to do now, that way people will think I’m stylish instead of knowing I was forced to wear that thing my aunt made me. If only that tie-dye and Spongebob look could gain some traction. Illinois
