Mario Kart

Awww, that’s heartbreaking. Mario looks like he is reminiscing about the good ol’ days when he only had to jump over turtles and collect coins. Now they got him doing all sorts of crazy stuff and you can tell it’s starting to take it’s toll on the old guy. Oregon

Eat More Cookies

You know what I like about skinny Santas?…..nothing. They are creepy. Knock that shit off. Texas

Rollback The Barrel

Nothing spreads the Christmas cheer like some annoying caroling while you shop. Any thoughts as to what this little A Capella group calls themselves? Missouri

Smokin’

This guy has it right. If Christmas is about 1 thing, it’s smoking. Santa is a Lucky Strikes man and Frosty the Snowman always had his corn cob pipe, so in the spirit of Christmas I say smoke ’em if ya got ’em! Kentucky