Merry Christmas Eve, Eh?
BATAVIA, N.Y. — A woman is spending her Christmas in jail, accused of punching a Walmart greeter as she left the store here Christmas Eve. Batavia resident Jacquetta Simmons, 26, was charged with two counts of second-degree assault, State Police Trooper Tracy Patterson said. She faces a second count because the victim, Grace Suozzi, 70, […]
Way Past The Point Of F**k It
Santa’s work is done, now it’s time for you to deal with setting everything up and returning half your gifts. He is just gonna sit back and relax for a few months. Oklahoma
Getting Your Goat
It’s true that the antlers definitely add some cuteness to your pet goat, but I don’t think they add any sanitation to the situation so I’m still gonna have to ask you to leave your farm animals back at the farm. Although I have to admit I was pretty damn close to letting this one […]
Jingle Jangle
I don’t know how your jingle bells rock, and to be honest I don’t ever want to find out! Kentucky
