Chain Gang
You see at first I couldn’t tell if you were a badass or not, because all I had to go off of was your huge nips and mean tattoos but thankfully you pulled that ginormous chain off your boat anchor to wear around your neck so everyone can see that you are indeed a badass….Oh, […]
Hardly Noticable
Going bald with dignity…..you’re doing it wrong. Canada
My Captain
You see people!?!? This is what happens to our heroes after they are done fighting the good fight and are forgotten. Captain America, like so many before him, have nothing but 2 bum legs as a thank you for all his years of service. Shame to you all for taking them for granted. Florida
Rain On Your Parade
I was gonna warn you that opening that umbrella up in your car may bring bad luck, but I feel like I’m probably too late to start trying to help you change your luck. Missouri
