On Guard!
I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that there is a Spanish Conquistador at Walmart, or that is seems he’s already put his sword to use! Florida
Take A Seat
Well, it appears you barely escaped the Death Star yourself by the seat of your pants. It’s safe now, you can fix that. Colorado
That Purple Stuff
Great! Now everyone I see is gonna think I’m on drugs after seeing this because that purple haze is all in my brain! Oklahoma
Coo Coo For Raccoons
I knew Walmart bought wholesale but do they really needs to start cutting out every middle man and buy directly from the source? I spend the extra couple bills on my coon skin hat so I don’t have to make it myself, thank you. South Dakota
