Shore Thing
I didn’t know they moved Pennsylvania all the way east to the Jersey shore! Remind me not to go back home to PA anytime soon, because I’m not in the mood to get any of the…hepatitises? Hepatiti? The Heps? Hip hop anonymous? I don’t know, but the point is I don’t want any of them. […]
Jealous?
I am in the Army and sometimes would work security at a local Fayetteville bar. One night, after the bar closed, I went to Walmart to pick up some things for a BBQ that I was hosting the following. I was walking around and thought I heard someone watching porn. Being ever curious I found […]
Roll Tide Roll
Congrats to Alabama for winning the National Championship last night by shutting out LSU 21-0. Sure there wasn’t a TD scored until the 4 minute mark in the 4th quarter of the 2nd game these two played this year, but I’m cool with defensive players finally getting paid in college! Why should it just be […]
Granny’s Goods
“Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.” HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SLUT FOR MONEY! “Okay, I get it, Gam Gam is a whore” Alabama
