Mr. Fix It
It’s only Thursday but it seems I’m not the only one looking forward to the weekend. Nothing better than poppin’ a squat and enjoying a smoke while your buddy works on your truck in a Walmart parking lot…I think the kids refer to this as “the sweet life”! Montana
Beating Them Off With A Stick
Despite being an elderly man with a cane, side boob, and what appears to be a tiny pee stain, I sill can’t shake the feeling that this guy would smack a bitch back to Tuesday. Gotta respect that. Louisiana
Mr. Poppins
I got bad news for everyone…sometimes your fair maiden never comes. However, keep your chin up because sometimes your fair maiden does come…and looks like this. Canada
From The Mouth Of A Walcreature
I was once admitted to a mental hospital for Bipolar disorder. There was a male nurse who worked there, named Ken who I fawking hated! One time I told him to fuck off and he had me locked up in a solitary cell for 2 weeks, with hardly any food or water or toilet. He […]
