A Gas Hog
Well I guess we know which piggy went to the market. Fun fact: One of Cincinnati’s nicknames “Porkopolis” was coined around 1835, when Cincinnati was the country’s chief hog packing center, and herds of pigs traveled the streets. I lived in the Nati for 4 years and that’s still not far off. In fact, I’m […]
After Dinner Snack
It must be odd for you to run into SO many illiterate women. You ever think that maybe the only reason people could read that shirt is because they have almost snapped their necks turning their heads sideways in complete shock and disgust? West Virginia
Let’s Play A Game
And it’s time for one of my favorite (and quite possibly the grossest) game, “How much money would it take to get you to lift and sniff? Colorado
Trickin’ Out
Listen, I don’t want to offend you because I’m really not in the mood to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney, but you look crazy and all I’m gonna say is those boots don’t seem very safe especially when they are more than likely going to be wrapped around a […]
