No Butts About It
At first I was like “Why is that butt winking at me?” Then I quickly realized that it was not winking, but rather cringing from the smell. Georgia
Tinker Mom
I see Peter Pan and Tinker Bell finally hooked up. Now I’m just curious if their kids will want to stay Lost Boys or not. Iowa
The Luscious Lioness
As the lioness stalks her prey, the defenseless antelope hears what appears to be the cackling of a store full of laughing heyenas and is quickly alerted of the nearby predator and able to escape unscathed. Alabama
Some Elderly Advice
There was a girl of about 14-years-old in front of our counter (I work in the deli) and an old woman just randomly walks up and says to her, “You’re so beautiful. Please don’t let any boys talk you into having sex with them, because they will just go brag to their friends about it.” […]
