Turkey Day
While shopping the day before Thanksgiving I noticed a sign alerting customers that WalMart will be open on Thanksgiving. While checking out I told the cashier that I was sorry that WalMart was going to be open on Thanksgiving and that several employees had to work. She told me in a flat, monotone voice, “I […]
Save The Internet!
Thank You, Thank You Very Much
You would figure that these impersonators would at least make an attempt to look like Elvis. Hell, you could have a done a better job sitting on the crapper snorting a line and eating a peanut butter and bacon sandwich! Indiana & Kentucky
