Relax & Recharge
Well my first guess was she needed to sit down in the aisle & recharge her phone so she could play “Words With Friends”, but then I realized the extremely unlikeliness of that statement. I don’t know, maybe there is a “Words By Yourself” game I don’t know about. New York
Right In The Baby Maker
Hey now, it’s those sexy skimpy outfits that got you knocked up the first time, I’d be more careful in what you choose to wear because right about now you are going to have millions of PoWM fans lustfully trying to track you down. Am I right guys? Ohio
First & Last Day On The Job
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. […]
Going For Gold
Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers. Florida & Nevada
