WWIB: Spin The Wheel

It’s once again time for “Who Wears It Better: Casino Roulette Edition“! So who ya gonna double down on, red or black? Arizona & Arkansas

Crack It Open

Is there anything worse than the ass-crack of dawn on a Monday? I submit that there is not. Rhode Island

Photo Op Wasted

My boyfriend and I went to Wal-Mart to pick up a few groceries last Saturday. We kept hearing some woman screeching and yelling at her children, but it was a while before we actually saw her. One comment was “Yeah, but it is FROZEN? DUH!!” When we got to produce we saw her, she was […]

The Floral Arrangement

That flower pattern on your dress really brings out the color in your testicles. Next stop: Project Runway! Florida