Grown Little Man

Actor/comedian Kevin Hart doing work at the local Walmart. Been awhile since we’ve had a celebrity on here, but either way I’m gonna need that autograph for the price of on the house. Texas

I’ll Have A Chinchilla

Let me tell you a few things about chinchillas. (1) They are rodents, and (2) they are commonly used by the fur industry for clothing and other accessories. So either you like to carry around a rodent at all times or you are not grasping the “accessory” part. Either way you slice it, something seems […]

Crackin’ Backs

If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back! New Mexico

Hands Off

If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard. Nevada