Chicken & Dumplings
You are like a hearty can of Campbell’s Soup; you think you’re Mmmm Mmmm Good, but really you are high in fat and we’d all much rather have something else. Kentucky
Smurfin’
Whether you staged this photo to get onto the site or not, the fact of the matter is that you painted your entire body blue and now our minions (you guys) can verbally abuse you for doing so…and GO! Texas