Only Here for a Little While

It’s another celebrity sighting! This time we have country music star Billy Dean. Now I’m a bigger fan of his brother Jimmy Dean, but that’s because I’m not much of a country music fan. What’s that? They’re not related? Oh that’s disappointing. Michigan

Draped Up

Ohhh, maybe you should reconsider that halter top. It looks more like window drapes on top of curtains. Oklahoma

The Urn

“A lady came into our Walmart automotive for an oil change when we noticed an urn in the front passenger seat next to a Pringles can. There is a name written on the bag sealing the urn.”

Caption Contest!

I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. Ahhhh, ummmm, dammit! I really wanna make a pussy joke! That’s it, I’m leaving before I crack, you guys handle this one. Best caption gets to pet her…oh geez, there I go again, never […]