Plain White T’s
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet. Iowa
Captain Underboob
Holy mother of Mary! What made you think you could pull that off?!?! Even those fun-house mirrors wouldn’t make you look good in that outfit (if we can call it that)! Arizona
Double Take
You might be a PoWM if two different people send your photo to PeopleofWalmart.com… Ohio
