To The Face
If someone like Iron Mike Tyson, who could literally knock anybody out with one punch, can’t pull off a face tattoo, what makes you think can? Trust me, it’s only highlighting that hair line, not taking attention away from it. Texas
Monty The Python
“Oh what’s that? Your scarf is made out of cashmere? That’s cute.” Florida
Angry Beaver
Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat […]
The Pianist
♫ Sing us a song you’re the piano man, sing us a song tonight. Well we’re all in the mood for some pretzels, and you’ve got those snacks to your right. ♫ Arizona
