Baller Status

I can’t be sure if this is a celebrity sighting or not. I don’t think she is actually in the NBA, but full disclosure, I don’t watch the NBA. I find it to be stupid. Since 1980 there have been something like 8 or 9 different teams win the championship, that’s pathetic. 32 years, 8 […]

Going Gray

That’s odd, I didn’t think skin tight shorts could sag…Ohhh ohhhh, dammit, nasty! Louisiana

Bill E. Goat

You see, what you’ve done is you have captured me in a dilemma here. I really wanna scream out in anger and curiosity as to why you have a f*cking goat in your car, but at the same time unlike most idiots, you’ve left your goat in the car rather than bring him in the […]

Presidential

“Dude, I can’t be a racist, I have Obama tattooed on my leg!” (Editor’s note: I’ve had a Mitt Romney tattoo on my ass cheek for 2 1/2 years, so if he wins you guys can’t say I’m a bandwagon fan.) Unknown