D.U.I.
A Wilmington man is in jail, accused of driving drunk *inside* a local Walmart store while carrying a gun. Officers say 25 year old Owen Stevens was riding in a battery-operated cart at the Walmart in Wilmington on Wednesday night around 11 p.m. He was reportedly crashing into store displays. Fellow shoppers also noticed that […]
Gut Reaction
I know you have that look on your face because you think people are staring at you like you were caught red-handed stealing $5 DVDs, but really it’s because they are grossed out at the smudge marks your gut is leaving on the bin. California
Caption Contest!
Let’s start the week out right with a caption contest! Give us your best guess at her superhero name and then pray you’re never in danger and in need of her help! Funniest name wins one doll hair. Georgia
Bang Drums
I can’t tell which is creepier, Animal’s smile or his shirt’s smile! Florida
