Pray Harder
WWJD? He would pull up his pants and lose the chain wallet. New York
Hitting Bikini Bottom
♫ Ooooooooh! Who lives in a pineapple on a street bike? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♫ Arizona
A Little Off The Top
Considering somebody missing two hands could give you a better haircut, I’m just going to assume that you both lost a fight with your lawnmowers. Oklahoma & Pennsylvania
Poem! Poem! Poem!
Twas the night before my speech and all through the house My computer didn’t work, not even my mouse In nothing but pajamas and messed up hair I drove to Wal-Mart in hopes one would be there I pull in the lot, folks were in their truck beds Sitting in lawn chairs, cowboy hats on […]
