I <3 Willy
Ladies and gentlemen, People of Walmart Hall of Famer Willy The Pimp. Like a boss! Florida
Three-Limbed Staff
I honest to God can’t think of a scenario where I need to leave or break out of a hospital to go buy a yoga mat. Shit, I’m relatively healthy and I don’t buy yoga mats. Good luck with your downward dog or whatever it is you do with that busted wing. Kansas
A Worldly View
Oh snap! You best not be talking about Wally World, itellyathatmuch! I have seen far too many fantasical things at that magical world to just sit back and let you bad mouth it. I suggest you rethink your position or I will start mass-producing shirts that will curse your name! Ohio
Feeling Blue
♫ I’m blue, I’m in need of a guy, I’m in need of a guy ♫ Those were the words, right? No? Well they seemed rather fitting for this situation. Missouri & Ohio
