The Angry Bird
I would take offense if that middle finger didn’t look like it was hack-jobbed into your head by an angry child. Indiana
I Just Peed A Little
Listen, you don’t have to tell me how this is a medical issue, I get that and it sucks donkey balls. What I don’t get is why we need to let that boy hang outside of our pants for the world to see? You think I wanna be walking down the aisle not paying attention […]
WWIB: Rows Of Corn
Dear all white people, You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off. Okay folks, I have no idea how you can even try to pick a winner in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” here, but try your best. Florida & Ohio
The Cart
So, I was in the parking lot at Wal-Mart walking up to the store when from maybe 20 feet in back of me an elderly lady (maybe 70) kindly asked me if I wanted to use her cart. I kindly said, “No thanks, I just have to pick up a few items, no need for […]
