No Interview Required

My guess? He was hired on the spot before he even had a chance to fill in his name. Nebraska

Packin’ 3G

Gun-slinging some cell-phones, ohh how our ancestors would cry at this new “right to carry” we are exercising. Georgia

American Woman

♫ American woman, stay away from me; American woman, mama let me be; Don’t come hangin’ around my door; I don’t wanna see your face no more ♫ – Holy shnikes, The Guess Who had that one right huh? West Virginia

Tweeting

Too bad you didn’t tawt you taw a mirror first. Unknown