Metro Sexual
What’s with the random ass ‘Land of the Lost’ looking car here buddy? I seriously want to t-bone it just so I can see all that shit fly off your car. Oregon
Me, You, & The Dance Floor
What? I don’t know what you’re staring at, there is nothing to see here; just your typical day at Walmart people, get over it. Tennessee
What A Jem
Why does it look like the Pink Panther just shot himself in the head while standing next to you? Is that the look you were going for, pink brain splatter on your head? If so, you nailed it. Texas
The Paper Boy
Like a fine wine some people just get better with age….Is “better” the word I’m looking for here? I can’t tell. Wisconsin
