Hay Hay Hay

Hey, you can lead a horse to Walmart but you can’t force him to put on pants. Am I right? Huh? Right?….Whatever, just get your damn beet pulp. Colorado

Hair Of The Butt

Well it’s kinda like Who Wears It Better but more like Who Cracks It Better. So ladies, who ya got here? Do you like a baby smooth butt or are you a fan of The Boss and his hairy ass? Colorado & Michigan

“Say You’re Sorry”

I should probably just send this on over to TheProudParents.com but I’d be lying if I said this didn’t make me smile just a little bit. Sure it’s followed by guilt, but c’mon, how many times have you been at Walmart (or on this site) and thought to yourself “for the love of God if I was […]

The Soda Jerks

Thanks for leaving the rest of us with Sam’s Choice Cola you dick. Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning taste pretty damn close to the originals, but the Cola tastes like balls. Now, if your cart would have been filled with Cherokee Red, you probably would have gotten stabbed. California & North Carolina