Beez In The Trap

If I wanted an annoying hooker on my car I’d get…well, uhhh….yeah, okay, I guess I’d get Nikki Minaj. Good for you? Florida

Hot Garbage

I see you went from classy to trashy. I’d just like to go ahead and thank you for saving me all the time and effort by already putting yourself in a garbage bag. Gives me some unexpected free time. Delaware

Mullet Road

What is it about a family of mullets that instantly makes the photo looks like it was taken in 1989? That’s the real life Instagram right there…now somebody give me a billion dollars. Unknown

The Rattlesnake Bite

LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) — A man says he reached down to pick up a stick lying in the gardening aisle of a Wal-Mart in eastern Washington state, only to discover that it was a rattlesnake that then bit his hand. Mica Craig says he was shopping in the outdoor garden department of a Clarkston store […]