The Color In Colorado

That’s right ladies, anytime anywhere, getting that bronze for the beach. Personally I’m a little disappointed they don’t have the dedication to do it nude so there won’t be any tan lines, but I suppose something is better than nothing. Colorado

Wanted: Helpless Female

What’s wrong? Could you not fit “Unable to defend themselves” and “Has no family or friends that will know if they are missing” on there as well? New Hampshire

Fupa Di Do!

OH GEEZ!!!! Green shoes with that blue outfit, really? Oh ya, and the upper part of your fupa is showing. Hmm, that’s not something you get to say often. Texas

Face Off

Sometimes my job is easy, like when someone’s face in the picture pretty much sums up everything I need to say. Unknown