Go Get Me A Beer, B*tch!

I was going to ask what would posses you to put a 6 foot wing on that hoopty but it’s apparent Viet-goddamn-Nam is what happened. West Virginia

Think It Over

I’m not really sure what I need to think over, but chances are good if you like to preach via personal mobile signs you probably think running a website like this is writing my own passage to hell, so I’ll just go back to using condoms that I stole while having premarital sex. Texas

She Showed Me Her Boobies

It’s cool, guys don’t bother looking at a woman’s face when they flash them anyway, this just saves us the trouble. Florida

People Of Walmart: In The News

Granby (WSYR-TV) – Four women in Oswego County have been accused of loading up shopping carts and trying to steal more than $1,000 worth of merchandise from a Walmart location in the town of Granby. When they were trying to make their getaway, Sheriff’s Deputies say one of the suspects – Cynthia Beauvais – left […]