Ask Me About My Wiener!
“Ask me about my Wiener!” – Seriously though, I’m kinda intrigued. North Carolina
Bamboozled
What the shit is that? Is that Bat-Dog? Is it an ugly furry dragon? I’m baffled. Completely baffled right now….unless it can actually fly, then I’m kinda jealous. Washington
From The Mouth Of A Walcreature
Well lets just say me and a few friends and our dates decided to ditch prom and come to none other Walmart! we were in our dresses and all. Being in Eastern Kentucky this is a normal occurrance since we have no malls…. Walmart is our mall! Some little girl even called us Princesses. That […]
Mean Jean
Is that an acid-washed blue jean onesie? Really? Where do you even get one of those? Did you have to save up a bunch of Grizzly chewing tobacco cans and mail them in or something? What the shit? Indiana
