Turkey Lurkey Doo

Holy shnikes! I had no idea Walmart sold their poultry meats so damn fresh! Now that I know that it’s gonna be Thanksgiving everyday for me! New Mexico

WWIB: Like Moths To A Flame

Wow! This is a new one for Who Wears It Better: Already Wearing It Edition. I guess I can get on board with this. When I find a pair of jeans that fit really well I might go buy another pair…of course mine typically don’t have flames or generally look like balls, but I suppose […]

Two Pair

I guess it’s fitting that you have quadruple back titties since, when I saw them, I needed quadruple bypass surgery. Not ’cause I was weirded out, I just love me all dem titties! Naw, I’m kididng, it was because I was mortified. Florida

Priceless

Well I’m sure when guys find out what your price actually is, they can use that sweet barcode on your neck as a target. Texas