Diaper Party

Good Lord! Who are you, Octomom? Who needs that many diapers??? Either you are one of those extreme couponers who buy a bunch of unnecessary shit or you’re addicted to unprotected sex. At this point, I can’t decide which is worse, all I know is that I’m glad I’m not with you. Tennessee

Walmart + Meth = Jail

SOUTH ST. LOUIS COUNTY – A customer cooking a so-called “one pot” batch of methamphetamine inside a pop bottle in her purse caused the Thursday night evacuation of the South County Walmart store. The woman was caught shoplifting an item unrelated to meth-making when store security and then police discovered the 20-ounce bottle, St. Louis […]

Caution: Round Load

C’mon buddy, we know you didn’t get your “round load” by just….grazing. Huh? Right? No? Well, f*ck you guys then. Indiana