I Think I Wanna Marry You
Yeah that’s right ladies, and you said all the romance was gone. Take that! Now let’s go get one of those gumballs so we can watch it spin around that ramp thingy! Missouri
An Extra Life
The good news is your ass looks like the 1-Up from Super Mario. The bad news is if that’s what I have to touch to get that extra life, I don’t think it’s worth it. West Virginia
Sexy Back
Wheww, okay people we are in the clear. For a minute there I thought “sexy” meant something completely different and we’ve been using it wrong all this time. Turns out she’s the one that is mistaken as to it’s meaning. Unknown
Monkey Man
What’s worse than having a monkey at Walmart? Having an ugly monkey that also seems like a dick at Walmart. Seriously, cuteness goes a long way with animals, but when your ugly monkey is sticking it’s tongue out I just want to punch it. Georgia
