Deeper, Longer, Harder
Hey! You want a happy ending, you go to Target. You want a sloppy dry tug and pull that will nearly break your crank off while people walk by, lay down right here and enjoy. Florida
WWIB: Fudge Me
I guess this is like a “Who Wears F*ck Better?” and to be honest, I’m not even sure what to do. Obviously the one is just plain rude and lacking in vocabulary, but the other one will more than likely cause you to get arrested if you follow it. I don’t know, maybe we can […]
Bird Is The Word
Sometimes being a crazy cat lady is too mainstream, I get that. Way to think outside the box. It’s very creepy lady from Home Alone 2 of you. Washington
There’s A Hair In My Jelly
Dude c’mon, your old ass should know better. Just gonna walk around with your hairy belly framed in by suspenders like it’s a pretty picture? C’mon! I don’t know why, but I feel like I should be throwing wet pickles at you. Texas
