Pink Flamingos
You can keep those Benz & Rolls Royce hood ornaments, nothing says baller like a flamingo! Missouri
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
No I didn’t say Abe Lincoln, I said ‘Hey Blinkin’…hold the reigns man. Wisconsin
Gettin’ Lucky In Kentucky
I can see you bottomed out…no not the car, you. I think we can all agree that he/she is quite the hot mess, but I’m having trouble fully committing to either gender. I’ll leave it up to you guys to state your case in the comments below. Most compelling argument wins a date with this gorgeous man-lady. […]
Seedless Watermelons
You know how sometimes you’ll see a runner pull their shirt up after a hard run to cool down? Yeah well you’re not one of them. Tennessee
