Clowin’ Around
How would you like to be one of the other 47 clowns that ride in that car and she is the only clown that gets her picture on the side? That’s some straight up favoritism right there and I wouldn’t stand for it. Let’s just say she would be getting a pie to the face […]
A Dragon’s Tale
Is it just me or have people been loving some mythological creatures lately? Got that whole vampire thing keeping teenage girls goofy, we’ve all seen this zombie thing take off like crazy, dragons are now flying all over the place! I’ll tell ya what, I’m gonna go invest all my money into mummy stuff so […]
The Sharp Dressed Man
You know, if you would have told me combining Pocahontas and ZZ Top would look so damn good I would have started growing my hair and beard a long time ago! Maryland
Clippin’
Hell yes that’s a perfect spot for you to clip your toenails! It’s not disgusting at all. I’m surprised you even felt the need to ask! Tennessee
