Marry Me?
This man asked to announce over the intercom for his girl to marry him so the whole store could hear and if her answer was yes, to meet him in Customer Service. Looks like this fairy tale ending is real…..trashy. Real trashy is what I was gonna say there. Georgia
Scrunch It Up
Ponytails are for lazy people, unicorn horns are for crazy people. I’m not sure which is worse, I’m just excited they rhyme! Iowa
WWIB: I See London
If I can see through your pants to your underwear, then clearly your pants are not pants. I don’t know what to call them because I don’t own a pair of pants that fail at being pants. If I did, they wouldn’t be pants. Ok we can go in circles like this forever, the real […]
I Bet She Gives Great Helmet
Oh snap, I think we might have found Lord Dark Helmet’s girlfriend! How exciting, and may the schwartz be with you! Unknown
