I Know You Want Me
Really? There is SO much wrong with that statement. (1) Pitbull is awful now. He went the pop route, which is annoying, but it’s made him bank so I can’t hate too much. (2) Why in the wide world of sports would anyone want to voluntarily go to Kodiak, Alaska? You see that giant bear? […]
The Honey Pot
Well slather me silly, it seems like quite some time since we’ve had us some bottom biscuits to dig into. Now someone pass that jelly, or honey, some people like honey. I don’t, but that’s okay, we’re all here to enjoy! Florida
13 Going On 30
What the shit? Did you trade clothes with an 11 year old girl? That is way creepy! In fact, I’m pretty sure me just typing that has alerted like 15 different government agencies. Louisiana
The Blue Dynamos
I don’t think that hairstyle and matching outfits are required to do flying roundhouse kicks, but they are highly encouraged. Missouri
