The Forgotten Manning
Walmart + Kick-ass Mullet + Preseason Football = Murrica! Now Let’s get it on baby! Whoooooooo! Florida
Picture Me Golden
Daaaaamn baby, look at all that gold!!! You got enough of it to make Michael Phelps jealous! Texas
WWIB: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
Just because you can see through them doesn’t mean they aren’t wearing it, so by technicality I present to you Who Wears it Better: See-Through-Sluts Edition. Now before you hurry up and jump to the “sure thing” as your winner, I just want you to take a minute and enjoy the intricacies of the striped […]
Puppy Smell
Yesterday, my mom and I were at Walmart buying dog food. We got to the register and the lady there asked if we had puppies. My mom told her that we don’t, we just have a small dog. The lady then told us that she just got two puppies. She told my mom that her […]
