WWIB: Two In The Pink
You guys remember the musician Pink? Is she still around? Obviously her cronies are still going strong, but I haven’t heard from her in a while. Anyway, what’s important here is that it’s time for the world’s greatest game ‘Who Wears It Better’. So which of these two “Stupid Girls” is the real “Lady Marmalade”? […]
Lookin’ Like A Fool With Your Pants On The Ground
Man I’m glad I’m not the only one that wishes belts came with instructions! Those things are soooo hard to figure out. Illinois
Eye Can See Down Your Shirt
Eye see what you did there! Huh? Right? “Eye see”! Huh? Huh?…you know what, screw you people and cyclopes here, I’m gonna go hang myself. I don’t need this crap. Maryland
Eyeing You Up
You see that look on her face? Yeah, she just found out our new book has been out for 2 weeks and you haven’t bought your copy yet. And guess what, we just hired her to go around to every person that hasn’t bought a copy and stare at them like this until they do. […]
