The Bomb Threat
“While the police search for anything suspicious…” Ummmmm I guess they suck at their job because the first place I’d look is in the Hello Kitty lunchbox being carried by a grown man with a sweet ponytail that screams “My mom’s basement gets cold at night so I wrap myself in dead cats.” Illinois
Flaky Biscuits
Forget Folgers, the best part of waking up are bottom biscuits that I can cup. Unknown
Another Walmart Perv
OWASSO, Oklahoma – A 20-year-old Tulsa man is in jail after police say he sexually harassed a Walmart employee then peeped in the women’s bathroom. Joshua Dakota Traub was arrested by Owasso Police on complaints of sexual battery, peeping Tom and obstructing an officer. Police say Traub was in the Owasso Walmart at 12101 East […]
Wedding Bells Are Ringing
Honey, in front of this delicious display of tuna, the two Walmart stock boys over there, and the frozen boxes of Taquitos behind you, will you marry me? Florida
