Zebra Pimpin’

Ohhhhh hot damn! Your man, my man, the man, Willy the Pimp everyone! And won’t you look at that, this lovely lady is already color coordinated with my main man! That’s how much of a pimp he is everyone, his new honey-dips subconsciously know when they wake up their lives will be forever changed that day once […]

WWIB: Men At Work

Finally we can get an answer to the great debate over which type of short shorts make middle-aged men’s asses look the best, daisy dukes or all leather. So you the people have the important task of letting us know “Who Wears It Better?” Michigan & Virginia

Paper Or Plastic?

Hahahaha bags on your baby’s head never gets old. Hahahaha, am I right everyone? Hahahaha (seriously keep laughing with me, I’m trying to distract her long enough for child services to sneak up behind her) hahahahaaha. Colorado

Sadomasochism

Now I’ve never been into S&M and bondage or anything like that, hell my nipples are too sensitive for that shit. However, if that’s you thing, to each their own. BUT, and it’s a big but, I don’t want to see that shit in public. I really don’t need to see you walking someone on […]