Texas-Sized Biscuits
Mmmmmmm mmmmmm, those bottom biscuits are making my mouth water….wait, check that, turns my eyes are burning and those are tears rolling down my cheek and into my mouth. My bad. Texas
The Hulkster
Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to see the ‘Real American’ at the most American place on Earth. Whatchagonnado brother! New York
Sneaky Sneaky
Now that’s some next level stealth shit that just blew my f*cking mind! Just really impressed over here, I’m leaving it at that. Oh yeah, and her back titties look like the droopy jowls of a bulldog. Kentucky
Long Hair Don’t Care
If there is anything worse than doing something half-assed it’s doing something stupid half-assed. I mean, if you’re gonna make yourself look ridiculous then fully commit…or try using that thing the rest of us have called common sense and don’t do it at all. California
