The Parrothead
Darlin’, I think you’re referrin’ to my song Pina Coladaburg a little song I wrote seven and a half f*cking years before Margaritaville was even on the map! Son of a son of a bitch! Ohio
The Moldy Oldies
Some people might say that it’s old and stale, but I say there is nothing wrong with a bottom biscuit with some “experience” on it. Just cut out the moldy parts and you’re good to go. Right people? Unknown
Perky & Punctual
Now I’m not saying I would, I’m just saying he got some perky ass boobies for a dude and let’s leave it at that. Arizona
Hard To The Core
Well if that’s what being hard core is all about then consider me about as hard core as the Snuggle Bear. New Hampshire
